guy calls, “I am horny and want to get off.”
“Did u read My Listing?”
“Yeah, but i didn't think You would be literal.”
I'm an Intuitive Sexual Denialist, we discuss what u fantasize. “Uh, You don't tell fantasies?”
No, My line priced so we can converse creatively.
“I don't want u working for free, ur not paying Me an actors salary.
“Would u walk into a office that doesn't specialize in ur area of expertise?”
“Would u cater to him on a whim or recommend someone can help?
“Geeze You don't have to be so mean.”
“Did u not see Sarcasm and condescension?”
“i did see those words.”
“Then why did u take My listing for granted?”
he politely excused himself, and said goodnight.