When excited to tell a story, this is how I sound rushed..jim ready to vomit instead of taking himself to a bathroom, he asked bartender for an empty pitcher. Then proceeds to vomit into pitcher, and hands back to bartender.

Bartender points jim to trash can. I felt for the bartender, bartender disgusted, and told me to get his sorry ass home. I did not kiss frog at midnight ew. Ironically, we broke up on 1-1-02