People, when beating the shit out of ur whatever, don't leave bite, scratch, or nail marks anywhere on mutha fucka.

Simply attack head where hair lays, person would have to shave head to show proof of bruising, now if he or she is balding ur shit out of luck. Next best places to hit crotch or ass. If victim decides to pick up phone to call Po-Po, victim has to show assaulted genitals or ass.

If victim calls Officers, at least you have made Officers day by making him smile,“Want to tell Officer what happened?” Protect yourself react with strategy and logic strike vanity.