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Bad: You can’t find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son’s room Worse: You’re in it.
Bad: Your husband’s a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you.
Bad: Your son’s involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice.
Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She’s a lawyer.
Bad: Your wife’s leaving you. Worse: For another woman.
Bad: Your wife’s leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent.
Bad: Your wife’s arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.
Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You’re arrested. Worse: By your husband.
Good: The postman’s early. Bad: He’s wearing camas and has an AK-47.
Good: The secretary said “yes.” Bad: Your wife says “no.”
Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He’s gay.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman.
Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in.
Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: It’s performance art.
Good: Your boyfriend’s exercising. Bad: So he’ll fit in your clothes.
Good: Your car conveniently “runs out of gas.” Bad: For real.
Good: Your child’s “waiting for Mr. Right”. Bad: Your son, that is.
Good: Your daughter’s on the Pill. Bad: She’s thirteen.
Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.
Good: Your son’s doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video.
Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: It’s counterfeit.
Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter’s the star.
Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.
Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She’s coming home.
Good: Your wife’s kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.