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Damn
Woman at shell gas station forgot to remove pump from gas tank.
She drove off pump said, “pop”
Stops vehicle, says, “I don't know what to do?
Clerk walks out asking for license and insurance.
Lady freaks out “Ma'am, I don't believe there was any damage.”
Clerk once again, “I need information please.”
Lady procedes to enter vehicle and drive off.
Clerk wrote down license plate number.
Perhaps this isn't her first offense.