Short and Sweet

Officer: “When I run this check please tell me, your not a South Carolina baby killer.”

Me: Oh, gawd I hope not if that happens to be I have a doppleganger.

Officer: you realize jo is a common last name.

My face…grimaces..

The connection I will forever be judged based on My last Name because of My father.

Then again daddie, husband, or Pillsbury dough boy? Like my boyfriend? if bakery has audio surveillance, and employees are not aware That's A Crime.

Someone has police pocketed, or Officers wish to converse with the Elusive Eldest with zero criminal history Daughter of a low level 2 bit drug runner?

ur catering to My husband feed, wash, and fuck. That's appeasing him :). shithead, if ur fucking him at job, sites Sexual harassment.

Pilsbury dough boy, fucked Me out of three Jobs. Sweetheart FUCK With ME :), a call tarten. Call My Bluff, put Me in hands of police :) I'm not scurred.

My husband discussing marriage on job site is criminal to civil don't believe Me speak to a lawyer Violates My privacy. Anything u need to say, say to Me. I'm sorry when I show up it ruins ur fantasy with My husband.

Officers look in pewallup for My name, and view My grumsom photos. 2 weeks after My 21st birthday 1998, and take a good look at what I did to My mother. Fuck u it's funny.